•The camera pans around the ring getting a top view of Vallhall Stadium in Oslo, Norway. It then focuses on the EnigmaTron 2021.•
Darrell Hammond: Live from Norway, it's Tuesday Night!
•"Power Couple", by Plies loudly plays over the stadium PA system speakers.•
Darrel Hammond: Here's your host...Heather Haaaaaaze!
•Strutting out from the back wearing a custom made Kiton Italian Black Navy Overcheck Suit, black Salvatore Ferragamo Moccasin Gancini Ornament Shoes, with the AUF World Title over his right shoulder and the AUF TNA World Title over his left shoulder is "The Gift of Gab" Joey Morelli with a mic in his hand.
Shimmying down the aisle next to him is "Bad Girl" Heather Haze wearing a Tortora Color Hooded Sable Fur Long Coat made by The Fur Salon, Joey bought for her at Saks Fifth Avenue. Haze sports a pair of custom made Tom Ford sunglasses and sexy tortora color Salvatore Ferraagamo Vara Bow pump shoes and has the briefcase she earned last Temptation by winning the Marilyn Morelli Rumble in her right hand. Haze laughs as she watches Joey heckle the fans while they walk the rampway in style. They get about halfway up the rampway when they stop and Joey points to entrance way and out walks "Big" Trojan Magnum to a chorus of thunderous boos. Trojan walks methodically and is wearing a navy color Ermenegildo Zegna Trofeo Wool & Silk Japanese Blazer and matching dress slacks. Trojan mean mugs the booing fans and catches up with Joey and Heather. Joey stops and hands Trojan his title belts. He looks one fan wearing a stained, three year old, "Lindsey Callaway" t-shirt up and down. Heather and Trojan continue to the ring and let Joey do his thing. He mocks the Callaway fan.•
"Greatest Owner Ever" Joey Morelli: Well, who do we have here? If it's none other than Sloth from the movie Goonies!
Darrel Hammond: Hey, you guys!
"Fan Interacter" Joey Morelli: Thanks, Darrel! (He claps) Ladies and gentlemen, give it up to Darrel Hammond! Incase you recognize the voice but not the name, Darrel is the annoucer from Saturday Night Live-
"Drunken" Lindsey Callaway Fan: Live from New York..it's Saturday night!
•Joey stops clapping and directs his attention quickly from Darrel to the fan.•
"The Buck Stops Here" Joey Morelli: Um, yeah! Only it's Tuesday night you fuckin' Sloth looking mother fucker and we are in Norway.
•The fans pop to Joey mentioning their proud country.•
"The Crowd Pleaser" Joey Morelli: Don't go "soft" on me with applause. This place is nothing but a shit hole. The only thing I like about it is Heather gets to finally wear that fifty-thousand dollar Fur Hoodie she's got on, I bought her from Saks Fifth Avenue. Shit, that fly fur coat is worth more than most of y'alls cars you are driving.
Fans: Du er et drittsekk! Du er et drittsekk! Du er et drittsekk!
[Translation]Fans: You're an asshole! You're an asshole! You're an asshole!
"Who Knew He Is Multilingual" Joey Morelli: Jeg ble født slik, hva er unnskyldningen din?
[Translation]"Who Knew He Is Multilingual" Joey Morelli: I was born that way, what's your excuse?
•The fans boo even louder as Joey just eggs them on more. He gets in the face of the Callaway fan.•
"Uses Three Eggs to Make an Omelet" Joey Morelli: And, me? Well, my Kiton Italian Black Navy Overcheck Suit cost more than you make in one year! I mean look at you. What'd that holey, smelly, three year old, Cunttaway t-shirt set you back..three bucks?
•Joey puts the mic up to the mouth of the obviously inebriated fan.•
Inebriated Callaway Fan: Tri dollar!
"Savage" Joey Morelli: It was a rhetorical question, but I'll let it slide since you are without a doubt drunk off your ass. You have to be..to be a Lindsey Cunttaway fan, am I right? Of course I am. I'm never wrong.
•Joey smiles and winks into the camera.•
"Could Be This Fan's Sponsor If He Wants" Joey Morelli: I can't fault you for being dirt poor, hell, not everybody can be fortunate enough to have an ivy league education such as myself. Being born privileged has its benefits. But let me ask you..what is your name?
•Joey puts the mic up to the fans mouth again.•
Drunk Fan: Ronald!
"Always Keeps it 100" Joey Morelli: Ronald? Perfect..like the clown, right? Well, Ronald..couldn't you at least afford one of these handy dandy Tide On The Go Stain Remover Pens?
•Joey pulls out a Tide pen from his suit pocket as The Tide On The Go Stain Remover Pen flashes on the EnigmaTron 2021. Joey smiles and shows the product off to the camera then hands it to the drunken fan.•
•Joey smiles at the drunken fan then hits him with a JoeKO [Stunner] over the COVID essential barricade and onto the concrete floor, still with the mic in his hand. The drunken Callaway fan convulses as his eyes roll back into his head. Joey gets up and stands over him smiling.•
•Haze smiles and claps in the ring.•
Heather Haze: Out of nowhere!
•Joey looks back at Haze and smiles then winks at her.•
"The Color in Color Commentary" Joey Morelli: Thanks, babe. At least SOMEONE is doing their job..right, Val?
•Joey looks at Val at the commentary table as she glares a hole right through him.•
Matt Valor: He has a point.
Val Valor: What point? That Joey Morelli is a fucking asshole? Or Heather Haze is a ran through Skank-a-zoid?
•Heather catches what she says and looks over at Val and gives her the middle finger.•
Heather Haze: Jealous, envious cunt!
•The camera focuses back on Joey who straddles the drunken Callaway fan, reaches into his slack pocket and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles. Joey smiles as he blasts the fan in the head repeatedly until blood starts flowing from a huge gash. Blood goes everywhere. The Callaway t-shirt is now a crimson red mess. Joey stops and puts the brass knuckles back in his pocket then pulls out another Tide On The Go Stick. He starts rubbing it all over spots that are blood stained on the shirt. The stains start to disappear.•
"The Best Pitchman in the World" Joey Morelli: If it's got to be clean, it's got to be Tide..Tide's in, dirt's out!
•Heather busts out laughing.•
•EMTS and backstage personnel finally come to the drunken fans aide. They get Joey off of him and start attending to his open gash on his forehead.•
•Joey rolls back in the ring and joins Haze and Trojan.•
Heather Haze: Damn, babe. You are bound to get more endorsement deals after my Love Box goes viral.
"Loves Heather's Love Box" Joey Morelli: Hey, now. I love your love box, but I it's mine and only mine. Oh, wait you meant the show. My bad.
Heather Haze: Yes, the show, silly. Speaking of shows..let's get this one on the road, shall we?
"Agrees With Everything Heather Has to Say" Joey Morelli: Go for it, babe. After all like you said, it is YOUR Love Box!
Heather Haze: Without further ado...please welcome my guest tonight on The Love Box..She is the Co-Owner of Shrouded Enigma Entertainment..she is a trailblazer for women in this industry...Jennnnifer Ennnnnigma!!
•"A Demonss Fate", by Within Temptations blares over the house PA system speakers as out walks the Co-Owner of Shrouded Enigma Entertainment Jennifer Enigma. Jennifer is dressed in a power suit custom made by Ann Taylor. The fans give her a huge pop. She waves to them, grabs a microphone from a stage hand and mouth's "thank you" to him with a sexy smile on her face. She continues her way to the ring. She gets in and begins to speak.•
Jennifer Enigma: I guess I should congratulate you on your big Rumble win you picked up last Temptation-
"Actual and Factual" Joey Morelli: Single handedly I might add.
•Joey smirks then winks into the camera.•
Jennifer Enigma: I wouldn't go that far.
"Never Goes To Far" Joey Morelli: You? The lesbian. I think you've gone just as far if not further than anybody (points to Haze and Trojan) in this ring.
Jennifer Enigma: Maybe, but at least mine isn't all over the internet like your girlfriend over there.
•Heather smiles then blows a huge bubble from her enigma flavored bubble gum.•
Heather Haze: Would you like a glass of milk or a juice box to go with your peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
"Never the Instigator" Joey Morelli: Burn! (Says in a mocking baby tone) What's a matter, Jen..did Ayumi not cut the crust off your wittle wandwich for wou?
Jennifer Enigma: Jealous of what? Not being a complete tool like both of you..Anyway, Joey on a lighter subject. I am real sorry your Aunt Marilyn died.
"Has a Soft Spot For Lesbians" Joey Morelli: Thanks, Jen. I appreciate it!
Jennifer Enigma: Just so you know The Marilyn Morelli Rumble will now be an annual event from now on.
Heather Haze: Of course it will. Look at the ratings we racked up during that match!
"Ratings Getter" Joey Morelli: Off the charts and she damn well KNOWS THAT!
Jennifer Enigma: Eh..a chance to use one of your thousand catch phrases!
"The Calculating" Joey Morelli: Thousand and one, but who's counting?
•Heather holds up her briefcase.•
Heather Haze: Let's get to the brass tax on why you are even out here. I've waited a week. What's inside the briefcase?
•Heather hands it to Jen. Jen pulls out a key and begins to open the briefcase.•
Jennifer Enigma: First thing is this trophy.
•She pulls out a beautiful trophy made of pure platinum. Diamonds are engraved around were it reads "Marilyn Morelli Rumble" and underneath it reads "Heather Haze". She hands it to Haze who kisses it and gives it to Joey.•
Heather Haze: Here, babe!
"Beaming in Pride" Joey Morelli: Aw. Thanks, babe. You're the best. All those people you had to go through, like I said earlier so I'll say it again for the guy in the cheap seats security let in for free, single handedly, starting out at #1!
Heather Haze: You're welcome, babe. It was pretty easy. The competition here isn't on my level.
•Joey just beams.•
Jennifer Enigma: And that's not all. You also get this.
•Jen pulls out a piece of paper from the briefcase and hands it to Heather.•
Heather Haze: What's this?
Jennifer Enigma: You can read, can't you? Or does Joey have to do that for you too?
Heather Haze: Nah, he doesn't have to do anything for me accept pleasure me when I need to be pleasured. I win Rumbles, have my show, wrestle like a bad ass, and now tonight referee all on my own..thank you very much and thanks for playing!
"Can Do Abs Until They Burn" Joey Morelli: Burn! That's two now. Lucky thing there's no three strikes when it comes to getting burned rule.
•Joey smirks at Jen.•
Jennifer Enigma: What you have in your hand, Heather is a contract that says you get a Atrocity Title shot any time after Corruption: Justice 4 All!
•Heather's eyes light up as Joey claps.•
"About Fucking Time" Joey Morelli About fucking time!
Jennifer Enigma: I expect you to call the Main Event as referee tonight right down the middle.
"The Owner of SEE That Has The Best Suit" Joey Morelli: Of course we will.
•Joey smirks and winks into the camera while chewing gum.•
Heather Haze: Don't worry your pretty little head, Jen. I've got tonight's main event covered..or should I say uncovered!
•Haze zips off her fur hoodie and strips down to a skimpy black and white striped referee's outfit that clings to every curve of her body.•
"The Repeat Offender" Joey Morelli: Yeah, we got it covered!
Jennifer Enigma: Well actually it won't be "we". Because "yous" (points at Joey then Trojan) will be barred from ringside tonight!
•The crowd gives off a huge pop.•
"Knows How Things Work" Joey Morelli: Wait a minute..you can't do that. Not without running it by me first..so let me see here. That's a no from me. Sorry I guess we are at a stand still.
Jennifer Enigma: I figured you'd say that. So I took it upon myself to hire a new General Manager for Shrouded Enigma Entertainment. Their first job will be to break this stalemate we got going on here.
"Loves Stalemates" Joey Morelli: Sounds good to me. Bring them out. Who is it my buddy, Tum Tum? Or maybe, Michael Maddox ?
•"Die for You", by Starset blasts over the PA systems As Benjamin Maddox and Mia Morelli -Maddox walk out on stage. Ben looks at the fans then looks up at the sky and shakes it off as many emotions run through his body. They walk down the ramp receiving a mixed reaction. Ben does a running front flip into the ring and then runs over to the nearest turnbuckle and panders to the crowd before waiting for Mia to enter the ring. Mia walks into the ring wearing a sexy blue outfit and a Mic in her hand•
•Joey's eyes bulge out of his head in disbelief.•
Mia Morelli-Maddox: What's the matter,, Broseph? You look like you've seen a ghost!
"Not A Fan of His Sibling" Joey Morelli: You? You're the new General Manager!
Mia Morelli-Maddox: That's right. And I'm voting neither you or Trojan are allowed at ringside during the Main Event in the No Friends Match!
"Surprised Look" Joey Morelli: What!? Why you little-
Jennifer Enigma: Your days of running rough shot around here are over!
Heather Haze: The #ITCouple? Put an "s" in front of it and you have my exact opinion of Mia and Ben!
Jennifer Enigma: Infact if Joey or Trojan so much as set foot in that ring tonight there will be no future Atrocity Title shot!
•Joey stomps around the ring with his face red.•
•They just squeeze my brain, gettin' off on pain
Drippin' down your face like I'm lemonade
Head melting for days, gettin' off on pain
Drippin' down your face like I'm lemonade[/i]
The "FXS" symbol flashes on the screen as the beat kicks in & the first verse of "Lemonade" hits the arena. Freddie steps out from behind the curtain and he just stands there for a moment before bouncing from side to side, then making his slow walk towards the ring.
Where do I go when I'm alone, not on the phone?
When I am on my own (gotta tell me that)
They just squeeze my brain, gettin' off on pain
Drippin' down your face like I'm lemonade
Head melting for days, gettin' off on pain
Drippin' down your face like I'm lemonadeFreddie slowly walks up the ring steps, and steps through the ropes. He then stands on the middle rope, holding one arm above him, before stepping down and leaning over in the center of the ring.•
Val Valor: It's Freddie Styles!
Matt Valor: His match isn't until the Main Event at the end of the night. Why is he in their right now?
Val Valor: We are fixin' to find out!
•A stagehand hands Freddie a mic.•
"Has Better Style Than Freddie" Joey Morelli: What are you doing out here Freddie?
Freddie Styles: Let me get this straight..You (points at Joey) are one owner of this company, and you (points at Jen) the other, and now Mia over (points at Mia) here is the new General Manager-
"Pardon Me I'm" Joey Morelli: Listen, kid. We don't have all day. Give us the cliff note version of whatever it is you are trying to say.
Freddie Styles: I'm sayin'..certainly one of you knows what happen to my man, Ronnie McNeil!
"Astonished" Joey Morelli: Is this kid for real? You're fuckin' with me, right? We have to be on an episode of Punked.
Freddie Styles: Do I look like I'm kidding, home boy?
"Straight From The Hood" Joey Morelli: Well then I'll make it real simple for you so you can understand the words coming out of my mouth-
Freddie Styles: You gotta' big mouth too!
"Sorry Not Sorry" Joey Morelli: Why the fuck would we know where Ronnie McNeil is? Last we saw Necra and her big goofy son, what's his name-
Heather Haze: Leon Dread.
"Stands Corrected" Joey Morelli: Yeah, Dread. Necra and Dread..who you face tonight in a No Friends Match with your partner SEE Atrocity Champion Justin Justice..last We seen they took Ronnie out in an ambulance..so why the fuck are you asking us?
Freddie Styles: There's only one thing left to do then..
•Styles Pele Kicks Joey sending him crashing hard onto the mat. Styles grabs Heather's trophy and smashes Trojan over the head with it. Trojan starts wobbling a little backwards. Styles runs across the ring and delivers a Springboard Flying Forearm Smash first to Trojan who goes flying over the top rope and, then Haze who ducks and quickly rolls out of the ring. Benjamin Maddox quickly ushers Mia out of the ring and they sneak off to the back. Jen rolls out of the ring as well. Trojan gets up on the outside then Jen kicks him in the nuts.•
Val Valor: Jen just kicked Trojan in the balls and he went down like a ton of bricks!
Matt Valor: Freddie just picked up Haze's trophy!
Matt Valor: What's left of it.
•Jen disappears to the back as Styles puts the trophy over Joey's face and delivers his signature move.•
Val Valor: The ATL Stomp!
•The trophy explodes under the curb stomp, crushing Joey's face.•
•Joey's face is covered in blood. Styles hooks in his Anaconda Vice finisher.•
Matt Valor: He's kicking the bosses ass and listen to these people cheer!
Val Valor: He has that Addiction locked in tight..Mrs. Morelli's baby boy is going to sleep!
•Styles puts Joey to sleep then jumps up and grabs one of the mics laying on the mat.•
Freddie Styles: It looks like you right boss man..You are on an episode of Punked. Freddie Styles just punked your ass!
•Haze quickly sneaks in and rolls Joey out of the ring. Joey sells it and falls hard onto the concrete floor. Trojan walks over and scoops Joey up and carries him back stage. Heather follows them up the ramp but stops halfway. She looks back at Freddie Styles and says in her best MAD from Inspector Gadget voice.•
Heather Haze: I'll get you next time, Styles...NEXT TIME!
•Freddie climbs a turnbuckle and soaks in all the applause as the fans go wild in Oslo, Norway.•
Val Valor: What's gonna' happen later on in our Main Event tonight?
Matt Valor: Well, we won't see Joey or Trojan otherwise no Atrocity Title shot for Haze!
Val Valor: Haze will be reffing that big No Freinds Match your talking about. She may get the last laugh on Styles.
Matt Valor: We'll have to SEE. Let's go to one of our commercial breaks.
