Main Event Super Kick Match

[Jennifer Enigma]

Main Event
Legacy Championship Match
Super Kick Match
Ed Kick versus Cosmic Shattered(Pele Kick) versus The Blair Kick.

Lindsey Calaway versus Paul Blair versus Eddie Havok(c)

-First competitor to hit There Kick will be declared the winner and Legacy Champion

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Later day after the Corruption event ended. 

Eddie is laying on a hospital bed, fresh bandages wrapped around his head. Once again, he has a new IV line in his arm. 
After two epic matches at Corruption, Eddie's body is beaten and bruised. The current schedule in SEE is starting to take a toll on his body. His mind is still sharp as ever, the problem is his body is starting to let him down. 

He has been the reigning Legacy champion since Genesis: New Beginnings. He has managed to defend his title twice already. He has managed to challenge for the Atrocity title at the same time. 

Eddie has started to wonder how long he has left. It has been a full schedule over the last five years. He has suffered more than his fair share of injuries. Seriously is starting to wonder if he got into the business for the right reasons. Looking back, he followed his brother's footsteps, then turned on him. Finally lost his brother in an armed robbery, and his sister shortly afterwards. 

"Well I know that look, it is about time you pull yourself together" a female voice was heard, just before Eddie opens his eyes and looks over to the entrance. 

A brunette wearing a suit walks in. Eddie looks shocked at her present. 

"Easy boy, you aren't in a fit state to be moving about." said the lady. 

"What are you doing here, why not?" Eddie asked. 

"Always straight to the point, you know that is what I like the most about you, Edward." Said the lady, as she pulled a chair over to the bed. "To your question, it is quite simple. It was about time to come and see how you are doing. To be fair, it is a good job that I didn't wait any longer." The lady added. 

Eddie closed his eyes for a moment. 

"So I haven't seen you for ages, now you decide to come and check up on me. Well as you can see I am on top of the f'n world. Just as I was taught, be a fighting champion." Eddie replied in a mocking tone.

"There is that ego of yours showing through, even under the current circumstances. Still denying any offer of help. Well, I will be about for a while, if there's anything that you need." Said the lady. 

She took a moment before standing up and heading towards the doorway.

"Justina," Eddie said, stopping her in the doorway. 

"Thank you for the visit" he added before she walked out of the room. 

---

A couple of days later. 

The Camera feed kicks in with Eddie standing in from of the camera in his hotel room. 
He is wearing his typical jeans and boots, and a custom Havok t-shirt. He has the Legacy champions firmly around his waist. 

"So we find ourselves here once again! Once again, I have been booked to defend my Legacy Championship. " 

Eddie unclips the belt from his wrist and places it over his right shoulder.

"You see this championship belt here. Well, this might be the newest piece of gold in SEE. It has only had one person hold it so far. Many might claim that the other titles hold my prestige that this title… I don't agree with that statement at all. You see since Genesis at the beginning of the year. This title has been defended more times than any of the other ones. Also, every one of the other titles has been held by multiple people so far this year!" 

Eddie swings the title down from his shoulder holding it with both hands facing the camera. 
"This championship is the most defended title, the most prestigious title in the company at the moment other than the Atrocity belt. This is why Blair is coming back for another shot at this gold. Why wouldn't Lindsey decide she finally wants to hold this title." 

Taking a moment he places the title back over his right shoulder. 

"I have had brutal matches against both of them in recent shows. Paul, you made a comeback and target me from the start. I take my hat off to you bro. You put up a hell of a match in Cardiff. I dare say you have something left to prove. Lindsey, we have found ourselves in a selection of Matches recently. From a one on one to a Shrouded Chamber match, to the main event at Corruption. However, the last one doesn't exactly count as I had only managed to return from the ER room after you failed to hit the fourth corner turnbuckle. "

He runs his left hand over his bread, takes the moment to decide on what he is going to say next. 

"Even though all of us left Cardiff swore and bruised. We now find ourselves in a Super Kick Match for this championship. The question is which move will end the match. Will it be that stiff as hell Blair Kick. Or the ariel Cosmic Shattered. Both of which I can assure you hurt like hell and Scramble your brain. Or will it be my own Ed Kick? The very move that has nearly knocked them both out in the past." 

Eddie runs his left hand over his bald head before glaring back up at the camera.

"No matter what happens, no matter the outcome of the match. I can guarantee that this title Threat match will steal the show. I will be ready for the match, I will see you, Paul and Lindsey, in Istanbul for our match!"

The camera a feed dies as Eddie walks out of the view of the camera.  Eddie places his title down onto the tabletop before reaching for his bottle of water.

"I need you to try and find out why Justina is town. I can swear that was something she wasn't telling me before.' Said Eddie. 

Cade stops checking his shot case and looks up at Eddie with a puzzled expression on his face. 

" What! What don't I know?" Asked Eddie? 

"That night before she came to visit you, she was seen entering the building with a big guy" Cade replied. 

Eddie throws himself down onto the nearest chair. 

"Great, that's all we need, she bought Seth with her. This wasn't just a friendly visit. She has something else planned of she bought him all the way here.' Eddie started. 

" Do you want me to find out what it could be?" Asked Cade. 

Eddie shook his head. 

"No. For now, we need to get to Istanbul and get ready for this match. It will only be a matter of time until we find out what their plans are" Eddie replied. 

Cade went back to checking the suitcase as Eddie walked off into the other room. 

[blair]

[ Narrator: Why have you returned? Didn’t I warn you last time that this will not be good for your mental health? This man is nuts. But if you are willing to put yourself through it then who am I to stop you. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you. Ok, let’s fill you in on where we are.

Today we are going to Waukesha, Wisconsin home of the world famous Blair Fair. Paul Blair heard that this was going on and decided he had to show up. The event is taking place outside of a local school, the Blair Elementary. Paul Blair has arrived with his group of friends, they get out of his beat up car. Out steps Earl the Taco Selling Guy and Elmo the Janitor. We follow them around briefly. Blair has something over his shoulder.

Camera pans in closer and what the hell. Blair has some title over his shoulder. I am going to assume it’s some replica of a title. Good grief, he didn’t win any title here in SEE. What is he trying to do? You know what, you wanted to see this, here he is. I am done for now.

Camera pans in closer to the group that everyone came to SEE. ]

Earl: So what do you want to do first, Paul?

Blair: I want to go see the statutes of me of course. This is a Blair Fair right? My question, is this Blair Fair, Fair to Blair or is this one where they did not get our permisison to use my likeness?

Earl: What are you talking about?

Elmo: Yea, Mr. Buh-lair, what do you mean statutes?

Blair: This is a Fair for Blair. So obviously there are going to be statutes of me. They will probably have a movie about my career. They will probably get someone like Gerard Butler or Russell Crowe to play me in the movie. Of course I don’t know who will play you guys. Have you heard when that will be playing?

Earl: I don’t know what you think this is but this is just a Fair at an school named Blair.

Elmo: Yeah, Mr. Buh-lair, it’s just named after the school.

Blair: That would be insane. No, you must be wrong. Of course they named this after me. Do you see over there? What is that they are selling?

[ Blair is pointing to a vendor selling hot dogs ]

Elmo: That looks like he is selling Polish hot dogs Mr. Buh-lair.

Earl: Yea, probably a dozen other vendors just like him too.

Blair: No, that is a Polish Blair. Those are huge here.

[ Earl and Elmo both look at him like he is insane. ]

Earl: Are you feeling ok Paul??

Blair: Never better. In fact I may even defend the legacy championship here at the Blair Fair.

Elmo: Mr. Buh-lair, you took quite a beating last time in the ring. Are you sure you have healed up?

Blair: Hell yeah. I won’t lie Eddie Munster put up a fight. Maybe even more than I expected that he would but in the end Earl and Elmo’s hero walked out the champion. SEE? It is good to be the champ. It’s too bad for Eddie Munster that he will never get to win or even hold this title ever again.

[ Earl and Elmo both look puzzled as Blair continues talking ]

Blair: Do you all SEE this title?

[ Blair holds up his “championship”. As he gets it closers to the camera, it can be seen that the word Legacy has been written on it in black marker and it has cracks in the main part of the title. Blair seems to think he is actually the champ. He just keeps getting more and more delusional as the years go on. ]

Earl: Um, Paul. Are you sure that you don’t want to go visit a doctor?

Blair: A what? Oh you mean a Blair-tor? No I am fine.

Elmo: It’s just that, well I don’t know how to say this so I am just going to say it. You didn’t win any title the last time. You lost when Rose Enigma tricked you and allow Eddie to win.

[ Blair cuts him off ]

Blair: Maybe you should be the one to go to the Blair-tor ‘Mo. Sure that is what happened. I guess you are going to say that I just bought this title and marked Legacy on it myself.

Earl: Well, the thought had crossed our mind.

[ Blair holds up the title for them one more time and just starts laughing. He walks off away from them. Earl and Elmo just look at each other for a second and then hurry up to follow him so he does not get lost.]

Earl: What is next Paul?

[ Blair just shakes his head and ignores what they just talked about ]

Blair: Ok what’s next. You want to go for a ride? The Blairris Wheel? Or the Caro-Blair? Wait I know, let’s do something a little dangerous. Let’s go on the Roller Blairter

[ Earl’s expression seems to be that of concern for Blair at the moment. ]

Blair: I am just playing. You guys seem like you are more in the mood for the Tilt a Blair. I have told you in the past though that the Tilt a Blair is going to make you sick with all those turns though. It kind of just swings you around and you can get a little sick

Elmo: No, I am not in the mood for any rides. Let’s see what else there is to do.

[ Blair looks puzzled at them. ]

Blair: Ok, if that is what you both want.

Earl: Yeah, we are not wanting any rides at the moment.

Blair: Ok well I have a couple surprises for you. I made some calls earlier and since the people of Waukesha wanted to be Fair to Blair, they gave me a task to do. I have been passing out cards to people as we walked, letting them know about what I will be doing here today.

Earl: What are you talking about?
Blair: All in due time Earl. Oh my goodness do you see who is over there?

[ Blair points over to a couple of people at the Fair. They are dressed as clowns and are playing games with the kids. Blair does not look happy. ]

Blair: What are you doing at the Blair Fair? Who do you two think you are?

[ Blair looks like he is about to get into a fight. Earl and Elmo do not know what to say ]

Elmo: Mr. Buh-lair do you know these people?

Blair: Know them? Uh yeah. Do you not recognize the two people in front of you?

Earl: Um, no. Should we?

Blair: That is Eddie Munster and Lindsay from Callahan Auto. Otherwise known as my opponents for this coming week

[ The look of confusion on everyone’s face is priceless as Blair reveals who he believes these professional clowns to be. Once again he is calling Eddie Havok, Eddie Munster and the newest member of Blair’s delusions is Lindsay Calaway who he is calling Lindsay who he believes works for Callahan Auto, a fictional company in the 1990’s movie Tommy Boy. You can’t make this stuff up everyone - or can you? ]

Earl: I mean I guess he is wearing a t-shirt and jeans and Eddie Havok wears that and she has on a hoodie and I saw an interview she cut recently where she was wearing a hoodie. So I guess they are dead ringers, right?

Elmo: What the heck Earl? These two don’t look anything like them.

[ Earl just flashes a look at Elmo as if to say well duh. Blair does what he normally does when others are trying to talk sense into him - he ignores them and goes on talking. ]

Blair: You get this through your heads. I won this title the last time Eddie Munster and myself fought each other

[ Blair holds up his replica title above the heads of the two clowns. ]

Blair: I will be walking in with this championship and after this show is over, I will be walking out still YOUR legacy champion. But this match isn’t just some normal match. Oh no. This is a Super Kick match. It will be the BlairKick

[ Blair poses for the two people as if he is about to deliver his finisher on both of them right now and then just stops ]

vs. Cosmic Shattered

[ Blair looks at the woman with a bit of disgust as if to say you won’t hit that move ]

vs. Ed Kick

[ Blair looks at the guy and begins to act like he is going to kick him right there but then he stops for a moment. The two people he is talking to just stare at him and try to walk away abut Blair won’t let them. He begins a rant on both. He looks at the man first ]

Blair: The Ed Kick? Really? Wow real original here son. Put your first name at the beginning and name of your generic move at the end. How creative, what did that take 3 seconds to come up with the name?

Earl: Not to be rude Paul, but your move is called the Blairkick. That’s not too original either. How long did that take you to come up with the name? I mean that is your last name and the name of the generic hold, so how creative is that?

[ Blair looks at Earl as if he is going to stomp him right there but doesn’t say anything ]

Blair: 5 seconds Earl. It took me 5 seconds, some 20 years ago. It took 5 seconds because I am so creative that it did not take me long to come up with it. I am sure it would have taken others 30 seconds. You happy now?

Those other 2 seconds are what makes my finishing name, thoughtful. Those 2 seconds are the difference between creative and not creative. Are you ok with that? Your back talk to me is deemed not Fair to Blair. And if we are going to be at the Blair Fair - well it’s only natural that you should be Fair to Blair at the Blair Fair. Do I make myself clear? Or would you like me just to sit and stare?

Earl: No, that’s Fair.

Blair: Ok good. Now over to you miss. I do not care if your family runs Callahan Auto or if you don’t run any other business at all. If you think that come our match, you are going to hit Cosmic Shattered on me and win - well you have another thing coming, don’t you? Because whether I hit the Blairkick on the unoriginal and uncreative Ed or I hit it on the Callahan Auto spokes girl, I am walking in the Legacy Champ, and at the end, I walk out the same…

[ Blair once again gets in the face of this unsuspecting female clown and holds up the title over her head. The clown doesn’t say a word. Instead she gets a balloon out of her pocket, blows it up and makes an animal out of it and hands it to Blair. Blair takes a pen from a nearby table and pops the balloon and smirks ]

Blair: You see Lindsay - come our match, you belong to me. And the ending will be Fair to Blair.

[ Blair begins to walk away and then goes back to her. ]

Blair: I think it’s time for a sneak peek, what say you?

[ Again the female clown does not say a word. Blair stops and then drills her with a Blairkick and just stands over top of the fallen woman with his replica title high in the air. Blair looks like he could be ready to go. It’s at this time, that the male clown comes over to see if the woman is ok. Blair does not like this and lets him know ]

Blair: Oh so you want some too? Great because today I am handing out Blairkicks for everyone.

[ Without hesitation, Blair leans in and nails another perfectly hit Blairkick. The guy ends up face down on the ground, right next to the female. At first, Blair seems happy with what he has done and even stops to pose for a few seconds - 5 seconds to be exact.

Then the Fair security come over to see what is going on. By the time they get there, Blair has fled the scene - Earl and Elmo have followed him. The security guards seem to be questioning those around him but no one seems to know what happened.

Now after a few seconds, we go to another part of the fair. Blair looks anxious and tells Earl and Elmo why they are there ]

Blair: Ok, it is time for my surprise. You see, the Blair Fair has events for people of all ages. This here is the Blair Spelling Bee. The town counsel found out I would be here and asked if I would be the speaker for them.

[ Earl and Elmo look confused ]

Earl: Wait, do you even know how to spell?

[ Blair looks like he wants to be hit both of them but he just goes up on stage ]

Earl: ‘Mo, do you get the same feeling I am getting - that he is about to embarrass himself?

Elmo: Come on Earl. Mr. Buh-lair is going to be the best damn spelling bee speaker the Blair Fair has ever had.

[ We go later in the afternoon to the stage where Blair has just asked a boy to spell the next word. It appears that they are down to 2 kids. The boy finishes his words and Blair speaks ]

Blair: Very good Johnny. You spelled another word correctly.

[ People in the stands are yelling at Blair ]

Earl: ’Mo, that’s the 5th straight time Paul has given them a word and then said that the correct spelling was B--L--A--I--R. I don’t think he even knows how to spell. I knew he was going to embarrass himself and us.

Elmo: I don’t know Earl, I thought that kid spelled it correctly.

[ Blair calls the other kid up, a little girl. ]

Blair: Thanks for coming back up. You know I haven’t even asked you yet, what is your name little girl?

[ the girl seems to be nervous but speaks ]]

Girl: My name is Rose……

[ Blair’s smile suddenly disappears and he changes to anger ]

Blair: I am sorry. What did you say your name was?

Girl: Rose ---

Blair: As in Rose Enigma, that cheating tramp that attacked me for no reason?

Girl: No. As in Rose Black.

[ Blair does not even pay attention to what she has said ]

Blair: I am sorry little girl but I was just informed you lose.

[ Crowd starts to yell at Blair that she did not lose and has spelled everything correctly. ]

Blair: Fine. Fine, we will change the rules and let this little bitch have another shot.

[ Crowd is not happy that he is calling a little girl names ]

Blair: Ok there little tramp. Your word is bitch. Before you ask to hear it in a sentence, let me give you one. Anyone with the first name Rose, is a bitch. Can you spell that little one?

[ The little girl seems to be hesitant but then a grin comes over her and she seems ready ]

Rose: Ok I can spell it. B---L--A--I-R! Bitch.

[ The crowd erupts with laughter. Blair does not look happy and slams his fist on the table, he suddenly kicks the table he is sitting at and knocks it over. He gets up and gets in the girls face ]

Blair: Do you think you are funny? You are wrong. Your word was Bitch. Spelled. R--O--S--E Another word to describe you is “loser” as in congratulations little Rose, you have a lifetime ahead of you of being a loser. Now get out of my way.

[ Blair tells her to get out of the way and she begins to move towards her parents. Blair stops her before she gets off the stage ]

Blair: Sorry, that is not how I want this to end. Would you please come back little girl. I am sorry, I did not want this to be the last thing you get from being in this spelling bee. First off, congratulations Johnny, you are the winner.

[ The little boy jumps up and down after hearing he is the winner. Blair then turns his attention to the girl. ]

Blair: I have a surprise for you Rose. While you did lose because you spelled your word incorrectly, I have a going away gift for you. Are you ready Rose?

[ Blair stands up and the little girl is grinning. Soon Blair begins to grin too. Then without saying a word, he connects with another Blairkick on the little girl and she goes flying across the stage. Blair will not let her get very far. He stands over top of her and is again holding up his replica title. He speaks to her ]

Blair: If you want to get in my way this coming weekend, you better know that I will not hesitate to Blairkick you again. And if Eddie Munster or Lindsay from Callahan’s Autos wants to try and mess with me - well you will all end up just like this little bad speller Rose.

[ After saying this, Blair just gets up and walks off the stage. He goes over to Earl and Elmo who are both just sitting there staring in disbelief that he kicked a little girl. Blair speaks to them ]

Blair: Well that was not as bad as I thought it would be. Let’s get out of here.

[ Blair begins to walk back towards the car. Earl and Elmo follow behind him, not saying a word. ]

Blair: I would say all in all, that the Blair Fair - was Fair to Blair. You guys hungry? Let’s go get something to eat.

[ Camera fades as the 3 men walk away from the Blair Fair ]

[Lindsey Calaway]

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((OOC: I’m so sorry it’s late.. I’ve been super busy.. but good luck guys ))