Decent Proposal
♻️-This promotional video has been rated recycle free. Anything put out by #PowerCouple Productions has been certified fresh and new. Matt Wilson? Eat a dick.-♻️
Putting the power into production!
💰-The camera pans around what appears to look like a hotel room. From the large pink heart shaped jacuzzi in the center of the room to the movie projection size tv facing a white leather couch, a luxury hotel obviously. The bed is a huge California King and there are mirrors on the ceiling. For what? Use your imagination, I'm sure you can figure it out. "Power Couple [Goat]", by Plies is playing on the VH1 channel on the television screen and the lighting is perfectly dimmed making for a serene ambience.
The camera focuses on "The Gift of Gab", "The Commander-in-Chief", "The Man with the Master Plan", "The King of Sting", "The Only Heel That's Real", "Italy's Favorite Son", "Haze's Boyfriend", "Stud Muffin Deluxe", "The Dude That Wears it Better Than You", "The 4th Wall Breaker", "The Line Blurrer", "Joeybaba and The Forty SEES", "Box of Nicknames", "Long Joe Holmes", "Joseph FonzaMorelli", "The Man Who Made Who", "Big Man on Campus", "Wrestling Rhodes Scholar", "Joey Crack Corn", "Joe and The Bean Stalk", "Ebony and Jivery", "Smokin'", "Lover and Fighter", "Second to None", "Italy's Finest Export", "The Count of Joey Fisto", "Josephmiah Was A Bullfrog", " The Dancing Destroyer", "The Prince of Power", "The Pulse of Shrouded Enigma Entertainment", "The One and Only" Joey Morelli, who is wearing a Men's High Blue Kilton Windowpane Suit, a blue Gucci GG pattern silk, tie, a pair of red and black Mauri Italy Exotic Crocodile Sneakers, and a pair of silver and blue Costa Del Mar Saltbreak 65P Polarized Sunglasses.-💰
"The Pulse of Shrouded Enigma Entertainment" Joey Morelli: Lookin' sharp big Troj!
•"Big" Trojan Magnum rolls into the scene pimped out in his own right. Trojan is fitted wearing a custom made blue Tang Chinese Traditional Suit, Ermenegildo Zegna fancy diamonds silk tie, Black Gucci leather loafers, and a pair of high class MATSUDA 2809H-V2 sunglasses. He nods his head yes.•
"The Luxurious" Joey Morelli: Glad you approve big guy. You know how important this night is to me. This is a life altering event!
Trojan Magnum: Do you think she'll say yes?
"Question Popper" Joey Morelli: I sure hope so. I mean she loves me and I love her and the boys love her to death. I don't see why she'd say no.
•Trojan's cellphone rings. He answers it then puts the phone back in his pocket.•
Trojan Magnum: The limo is here, boss.
"Equal Opportunity Employer" Joey Morelli: Lead the way my dude!
•Trojan and Joey walk out of the luxury hotel suite and go to the elevator. The door opens and they both get in. The scene fades to Joey smiling and flipping the camera off.•
•Camera opens up to Joey and Trojan inside a limousine. "I Need Love", by LL Cool J blares on the limo's fancy stereo system speakers.•
"So this is what it feels like to be riding in the back instead of driving", Trojan thinks to himself.•The tinted window that separates the driver in the back of the limo rolls down.•
Limo Driver Brian Decker: How are we doing tonight, fellas? Where to
Stephanie?
"The Thomas Guide of Directions" Joey Morelli: Zeferan Restaurant right near Ataturk Olympic Stadium.
Limo Driver Decker: Excellent choice, Sir.
"The Customer is Always Right" Joey Morelli: Can you step on it? I don't want to be late, I'm popping the question to my girlfriend tonight!
Limo Drive Decker: The question, eh? Tonight is going to be a special night indeed, Sir. No worries, I'll get you there in no time. I know all the short cuts.
•The limo driver rolls the tinted window back up. "Smooth Operator", by Jade begins to play on the stereo. Joey looks into a mirror and fixes his hair. He starts lip singing the lyrics while looking at himself in the mirror.•
"Better Lip Singer Than Milli Vanilli" Joey Morelli: He's a smooth operator..Smooth operator..Smooth operator..Smooth operator.
•Scene fades to Joey singing away looking into the mirror.•
•30 minutes later.•
•The camera comes back and Joey is going off on the limo driver.•
"Needs to Take Anger Management" Joey Morelli: What are you some kind fuckin' moron? Nice short cut. Where the fuck are we?
"Man, my boy Joey needs some kind of anger management classes or some shit.", Trojan says in his head."Want it Done Right Do It Yourself" Joey Morelli: Infact, stop the car.
•The driver looks back at Joey.•
•Joey glares back at him.•
"Has Glare" Joey Morelli: You may have The Stare like Paul Blair but I've got the glare. Pull this limo over now!
•Joey opens the back door of the limo and gets out. He rushes over to the driver's side door and slams it on Limo Driver Decker's leg. Decker screams like a lesbian in heat. Joey rips him out of the limo and throws him onto the street.•
"Taking Care of Business" Joey Morelli: Troj. Get out of the limo and start driving us!
"It was fun while it lasted.", Trojan ponders.•Trojan gets out of the back of the limo and gets into the driver's seat.•
Limo Driver Decker: What about me..what about Raven
Storm?
"Always on Point" Joey Morelli: Oh, don't you worry. I haven't forgotten you!
•Joey blasts Limo Driver Decker with a JoeKO out of nowhere. Decker pops back up then Joey hits him with another JoeKO but this time through the limo windshield.•
•Trojan pushes a button and the windshield wipers go on hitting Decker in the face. Morelli peels Decker off the windshield and throws him down onto the street.•
•Trojan gives Joey a look like maybe he went to far.•
"Has a Mean Set of Tools" Joey Morelli: What? We got insurance. Now holmes to Bel Air!
•"Fresh Prince of Bel Air theme", by Will Smith plays over the stereo speakers.•
•Trojan shakes his head.•
•Scene fades to Joey getting into the limo.•
•Finally the limo pulls up to the Zeferan Restaurant. Trojan gets out to get the door for Joey. Just as Joey steps out of the limo a huge truck flies by and skids into a puddle soaking Joey head to toe with smelly mud. A valet from the restaurant runs over to Joey.•
Martin The Valet: Oh my God, Sir. Are you okay?
"Hates Being Dirty Unless it's in the Bedroom" Joey Morelli: Do I look okay!?
•Joey slips and falls face first into the mud. Joey lifts his face up and is covered in the smelly mud.•
"Wish There Was Smellvision" Joey Morelli: Doo doo!
•Martin The valet runs in and out of the restaurant. He has a couple of paper napkins. He tries to wipe Joey's face off.•
"Irritable When Hungry" Joey Morelli: What the fuck? Paper napkins? I get drenched in smelly mud shit and this is what you give me? Trojan! Take care of this mother fucker!
•Trojan rolls on Martin the Valet. He kicks him in the balls then power bombs him through the other half of windshield of the limo that wasn't broken.•
•Another waiter comes running out with towels to wipe down Joey. Joey looks back at Trojan as the waiters rushes him back to the staff bathroom.•
•Joey comes out of the bathroom dressed in a bus boy outfit complete with ridiculous looking hat that is to big for Joey's head. The hat keeps sliding over Joey's eyes.•
Johnny F'N Waiter: Might I say you look dashing-
"Looks Ridiculous" Joey Morelli: Save it! I know I look lame as fuck but nothing is going to ruin my night...you hear me? Nothing!
•Johnny F'N Walter brings Joey to a table where Heather Haze is waiting for him. Heather is dressed to the nines in a classy yet sexy black Versace Medusa pin dress, a pair of Christian Louboutin ELEONOR BLING BANG 100 BLACK/ MIX BLACK STRASS high heel shoes and yellow gold Gucci dangling earrings. She smiles as Joey is seated by Johnny F'N Waiter.•
"He looks so damn adorable even when he's not trying.", Heather thinks to herself."Looks Adorable in The Eyes of Heather Haze" Joey Morelli: Sorry I'm late, babe. First the limo driver got lost then-
•Heather interrupts Joey's rant with a huge kiss. They kiss passionately and Joey ends up chewing Heather's cherry flavored bubble gum as usual.•
Heather Haze: Shhhhh. Trojan told me all about it, babe. No worries. You look cute in that outfit.
•A customer comes over and asks Joey for a refill.•
Travis the Customer: Can you refill my water when you get a chance?!
•Joey glares a hole through the Customer.•
"Not A Very Good Bus Boy" Joey Morelli: You want a refill? Do I look like a bus boy?
Travis The Customer: Ah, yeah. Is this some kind of trick question?
"Trick Question Asker" Joey Morelli: I'll give you a fuckin' refill you fuckin' twat waffle-
•Heather cuts Joey off and saves Travis the Customer from getting the shit kicked out of him.•
Heather Haze: He's not a bus boy! He's Joey Morelli!
•Travis the Customer finally puts two and two together.•
Travis the Customer: Oh, shit. I recognize you! Your that wrestler from Shrouded Enigma Entertainment. My kids watch you all the time on ESPN +!
•Cheap plug.•
"Loves to be Recognized" Joey Morelli: Yep. That's me. Want an autograph for your kids?
•Joey beams and soaks in the compliments.•
Travis the Customer: Ah..Yeah..no. My kids hate your guts. But can I get one from you Ms. Haze?
•Heather smiles, autographs a napkin, and gives it to Travis the Customer.•
Heather Haze: Here ya' go.
Travis the Customer: Gee, thanks Ms. Haze!
•Travis takes the autograph and heads back to his table. Joey yells.•
"Bus Boy's Never Looked So Good" Joey Morelli: I better not find that shit on EBAY! If I do I'll hunt you down and beat your ass..well have Trojan beat your ass anyway!
•Joey's hat comes down over his eyes again. He takes the hat off and throws it angrily towards Travis the Customer.•
Heather Haze: Don't let them ruin our special night, love. I mean you did set all this up for a reason, right?
"I can't believe he's finally going to do It! He's finally going to pop the question!", Heather enthusiastically thinks to herself.•Heather gently grabs Joey's hand calming him right down.•
"Calm as a Cucumber" Joey Morelli: Yeah, babe. You're right. It's just, I wanted this night to be perfect. So far it's been nothing but a rib, man.
Heather Haze: Aww..It's fine, babe. Once you eat you will feel better. Here comes our waiter now!
•Rolling up on pink skates, wearing a pink half shirt, a black leather Village People jacket and hat, and tinted police sunglasses, is none other than Ricardo.•
Ricardo: Heeeeeyyy. Well look what the pussy...cat drug in! •He snaps his fingers• I'm, Ricardo, you're waiter for this evening. •Ricardo pulls his sunglasses down and whispers• Heyyyy you two! It's me..Ricarrrrrrrrdo!
Heather Haze: We know, Ricardo. The question is what are you doing here?
Ricardo: Wellllll, boss man's lady. Ricarrrrrrrdo doesn't make the big bucks like you. I have to do a little moonlighting to live luxurioussssly!
Heather Haze: But how'd you pull off getting a job here?
Ricardo: Girl, that was easy. They think I'm someone famousssss!
•Ricardo wiggles his hips playing with his invisible hula hoop.•
"Loves to Chime In" Joey Morelli: Famous? Who the fuck do they think you are?
•Music begins to play. 'YMCA", by the Village People blares over the restaurant PA system speakers. Ricardo starts skating his ass off. First he does the wonder woman twhirl and bounces air bullets off his Wonder Woman wrist band. He fake lassos Joey with his invisible Wonder Woman Lasso of Truth•
Restaurant Host: Bayanlar ve Baylar..Glenn Hughes ve Köy Halkı!
[Translation]Restaurant Host: Ladies and gentlemen..Glenn Hughes and The Village People!
•Joey gets up and sells the Lasso of Truth. He starts cutting a rug and dancing with Ricardo as Heather sits back and laughs her ass off. Ricardo and Joey take turns doing "YMCA" with their arms and hands. Heather whistles and cheers them on. Joey and Ricardo get a conga line going. Other restaurant customers form a long, processing line, which turns into a circle, joining Joey and Ricardo. They all shuffle three steps on the beat, followed by a kick that is slightly ahead of the fourth beat.•
"This is the side of Joey people don't get to SEE. Everybody always goes by the character he plays on television. They don't see he's a great father, loyal family member and great provider. Not to mention funny as fuck.", Heather thinks.•The camera fades to Joey and Ricardo dancing away in the conga line. Joey doing the sprinkler and Ricardo grabbing someone's ass while playing it off like he's doing the cabbage patch dance.•
•The camera comes back to Joey and Heather sitting at their table after they have just got done eating. Ricardo skates over to check on his customers.•
Ricardo: Heeey. Can I get either of you delicious Muffin Tops any dessert?
"Dancing" Joey Morelli: Nah..we are good, Retardo.
Ricardo: We have baklava, Sütlaç (Turkish Rice Pudding), Tulumba tatlısi, Turkish delights, chicken breast pudding, Kaymakli Ekmek Kadayifi (Turkish Bread pudding)-
"Not a Fan of Turkish Desserts" Joey Morelli: It's okay. Just the bill please!
Ricardo: A variety of cookies and Coffee, the coffee brownies are absolutely to die for, we have Tahini helva..sesame or nut flavor, of course I recommend NUT. You can never have to much nut in your
mouth life, revani or Turkish semolina cake-
"Hates to be Ignored" Joey Morelli: Um..just the fuckin' bill, Retardo!
"Oh, shit. Joey is getting mad. This isn't going to end well for Ol' Ricardo!", Heather thinks out loud.Ricardo: We have-
•Joey kicks Ricardo in the nuts. Ricardo's eyes roll in the back of his head not from pain but from sheer excitement! Ricardo smiles at Joey and looks at him in amazement. Joey flips him the bird and hits him with a JoeKO! Ricardo lands onto a table that was getting a table side flambe dessert. Ricardo's handlebar mustache lights up in flames. Pierre, another waiter runs over with a fire extinguisher and puts out the flames before it spreads. Joey helps put the flames out by pouring the ice bucket that was on his table chilling the champagne him and Heather were enjoying earlier on, over the head of Ricardo.•
Heather Haze: Fuck, babe. We better get the fuck out of here! We are in another country. The Turkish police ain't no joke!
•Joey snaps out of his rebellion trance.•
"Ruthless Aggressive" Joey Morelli: Shit! You're right. Go tell Trojan to warm up the limo and I'll catch up with y'all!
•Heather nervously chews her gum and begins to run out of the restaurant. She stops and turns around and runs back to the table and grabs a full bottle of champagne and another bottle from a near by table.•
Heather Haze: No sense in letting expensive champagne go to waste!
•Heather races out the front restaurant door, careful not to spill any of the valuable champagne.•
•A group of waiters and busboys rush to help Ricardo. A big huge man in a black Chef's coat comes out from the kitchen with a chef's knife in one hand and a steel spatula in the other. The owner begins to yell at Joey.•
Restaurant Owner: Ne yaptığına bir bak Amerikan pisliği!
[Translation]Restaurant Owner: Look what you have done you American piece of shit!
"Bilingual" Joey Morelli: I have no fuckin' clue what you just said, but from the looks of it you and that fat piece of crap Pillsbury Dough Boy Chef over there seem pretty pissed off. Incase you can't understand what I'm saying..Joey always has a little bit of sign language for you!
•Joey flips both the restaurant owner and the gigantic chef the middle finger while mouthing "Fuck both of you Turkish assholes."•
•The restaurant owner's eyes get big.•
Restaurant Owner: Muhammed! Yakalayın şu pisliği!
[Translation]Restaurant Owner: Muhammad! Get this mother fucker!
•Muhammad charges Joey with the chef's knife and steel spatula. He swings both at Joey. Joey ducks then drops down and lands a toe hold that trips Muhammad making him land on his face. Joey quickly locks in a rear naked choke. Muhammad taps out.•
"Dude with a 1001 Holds" Joey Morelli: Sorry you big idiot. This is real life. Go to sleep you son of a bitch!
•Joey locks the rear naked choke in until Muhammad passes out.•
Restaurant Owner: Muhammed! Bayılma! Eğer kovarsan!
[Translation]Restaurant Owner: Muhammad! Don't you pass out! If you do you're fired!
•A busboy runs over and checks Muhammad's arm like a referee would. His arm goes limp.•
Bus Boy: Az önce boğuldun!
[Translation]Bus Boy: You just got choked the fuck out!
•Joey jumps up. He notices an angry mob has now formed and coming straight for him.•
"Rebel Rouser" Joey Morelli: Oh, shit! I better get the fuck out of here!
•Joey runs towards the restaurant front door and kicks it open. The angry mob gives chase.•
Heather Haze: Shit, babe! What took you so long? Trojan hit it!
•Joey jumps into the back of the limo. Heather closes the door behind him and the limo speeds off. The scene fades to the angry mob chasing the limo down the street as Joey pulls down his pants and moons the mob.•
•We are back at "If Blair is a Ruler Then I'm a Protractor'" Joey Morelli's suite once again. Joey and Heather are sitting side by side in the pink heart shaped Jacuzzi. Joey is wearing a pair of beige Check Draw Cord swim trunks while Haze wears a matching beige bikini that fits every curve of her body. They both have a glass of champagne. Every minute or so Joey feeds Haze chocolate covered strawberries.•
Heather Haze: Yuuuum! This champagne is delicious. What kind is it , babe?
•Haze smiles and takes a sip of the bubbly. She gives Joey a sexy look.•
"Better Than Dread" Joey Morelli: Moet & Chadon Imperial Brut. At $1100 a bottle it better taste good.
Heather Haze: Way better than the shit I used to drink that comes in a box.
•Joey laughs.•
"Laugh Factory" Joey Morelli: And the chocolate covered strawberries are from Kari's Berries. Eighty dollars well spent.
Heather Haze: Eighty bucks? Fuck that noise. I'll stick with the free ones I get from Edible Arrangements.
"Has Expensive Taste" Joey Morelli: Well, not all of us have the luxury of having a line of edible underwear selling out of stock in every sex shop all over the world.
Heather Haze: Can you believe the number one seller is Top Ramen flavor in Japan?
"Believes Heather" Joey Morelli: I can believe it. Look at all the stuff Trojan sells in Japan. He even has a Platinum record he recorded in the Sony Japan Music studio.
Heather Haze: I love going to Japan with Troj. He's such a celebrity there.
"Always Promoting" Joey Morelli: Knocking out every fucker put in front of him like he does in MMA helps too.
Heather Haze: So what happened at that restaurant after I left? Why were all those people chasing us?
"Loves The Only Fan He Has" Joey Morelli: I think they wanted our autographs.
•Joey smirks as Heather smiles.•
Heather Haze: Sounds legit to me.
•Heather winks and grins at Joey.•
"Autograph King" Joey Morelli: Speaking of legit..umm.
•Joey gets nervous and stumbles over his words. His palms are sweaty and he looks like he is about to faint.•
"About time. I think he's about to pop the question!", Heather thinks to herself. Heather Haze: What is it, babe? Are you okay?
"Question Popper" Joey Morelli: I don't want anybody else. You are mine forever. So with that said-
•Joey gets on bend and knee.•
Heather Haze: I don't think I've ever seen you this nervous!
•Joey pulls out a ring case. He opens it up.•
"On Bend and Knee" Joey Morelli: Heather Isabella Haze..[Joey opens the ring case] Will you-
"Oh my God! This is it! Finally! I've wanted this since I was a little girl", Heather thinks."Wish Granter" Joey Morelli: Will you be my tag team partner for the Julie Ormond Phillips Cup!
•Heather smiles with tears coming out of her eyes.•
Heather Haze: I will! I thought you'd never ask!
•Joey wipes the happy tears from Heather's eyes and puts the ring on her finger. The ring is the one Joey won repping SEE at the 2018 SWAT Anzac Cup. They embrace and hold each other close.•
"Happy Camper" Joey Morelli: I'm the luckiest man in the world. This tournament is going to be tough. Our first opponent is the Atrocity Champion, Necra Octavian Kane and the always dangerous Rene Voklov!
Heather Haze: There's only one thing left to do then, babe.
"Reps Shrouded Enigma Entertainment Whenever He Gets a Chance" Joey Morelli: What's that, love?
Heather Haze: Win the whole fucking thing!
•Joey smiles from ear to ear. He scoops Heather up and puts her in his arms.•
"Horny As Fuck" Joey Morelli: Speaking of fucking..time to consummate our tag partnership, I guess, eh?
Heather Haze: Forget Calgon..Joseph James Morelli..take me away!
•Joey lifts Heather out of the Jacuzzi and heads towards the master bedroom bed underneath the mirrors. Joey kicks the door open and gently sets Heather down. The scene fades to Heather taking off her bikini, winking at the camera, blowing the camera a kiss then shutting the door behind her.•
•The camera comes back on and Joey opens the door from the suite master bedroom. He is dripping sweat and wearing SEE brand boxers and has a huge grin on his face. Before he closes the door the camera focuses on a half naked Heather Haze. She has the sheets pulled over her breasts. She is also sweating and has a smile on her face. She winks and blows a kiss to the camera as the door shuts behind Joey. Joey goes over to the fully stocked fridge, opens the door and grabs a big jug of what is labeled Haterade. He shakes the jug, takes a swig then begins to cut the shit talk portion of this stellar promo.•
Confused
Raven Storm. Where do I fuckin' begin with this stupid bitch? I know she is no longer in our JOP tag team tournament first round match. I wonder why she pulled out? We wouldn't even be in this predicament had her dad decided to pulled out sooner, if you smell what Broseph is cookin'. [Joey grins] Kind of a co-inky-dink she wanted out of the match after she saw she was going up against #PowerCouple. Can you blame her?
New look but same old bullshit. Let's face the facts. Raven Storm can't get up for big matches, especially when her opponent is in the upper echelon of the pro wrestling industry. She folds like a bad hand in poker, and let's not shit the bed, #PowerCouple runs things around here. Hate us all you want, that's our angle, you're supposed to hate us you stupid mother fuckers!
The thing with her is she'd rather be a big fish in a small pond. And that's okay. If she wants to be mediocre at best her whole pathetic life. She runs scared when she is pitted against a great white shark such as myself. She didn't want two losses in row. Make no mistake about it..she knew better than to face Heather and I. Once she saw our names on the marquee she knew it was game fucking over!
Raven is confused as a fart in a fan factory. She is so confused she doesn't know her ass from her fuckin' elbow. She doesn't know if she should shit and go blind or fart and close one eye. She is as lost as last year’s Easter egg. She is one confused bitch!
I mean does she like girls, boys or both? Sexual orientation is not my concern..until every promo consists of her hitting on some ugly skank at some dive bar. This isn't a fucking dating website. This isn't Love Connection for fucks sake. How is that developing your character? It's not it's just Storm getting her rocks off and claiming it's all part of the game. Maybe if I plasture nudes everywhere on by promo it will catch the head honchos eyes. Maybe in a Charlie Fecal Matter ran federation. Not any place worth a shit is going to fall for it. It's just a cheap trick trying to use smoke and mirrors to cover up the fact she can not and will not cut a decent promo. Keep your sexual fantasies to yourself you dumb bitch.
I guess for the sake of argument she is bisexual. To each their own but why flaunt it? Simple answer is she is a attention whore. Her promos are littered with nothing but fillers. The same repetitive shit every promo. I wonder if she has come out to her parents yet. If she did I bet it took them
bi surprise. Raven Storm takes being
bi-polar to a whole new level. If two wheeled vehicles make her angry, does that make her bi-furious?
I always get nervous when Raven Storm tries telling jokes. They can go either way. [Get It?] What do you call a sexually confused chimp? Bi-curious George. People who are prejudiced have two butts..because they are bi-assed. How does Raven Storm get to her matches? On her bi-cycle. What do a double hinged gate and Raven Storm have in common? They swing both ways. What does Raven and a bi-sexual porn star do at work? Fuck all. How can you tell if Raven is bi-polar? She works at two different strip clubs. Enough about this basic bitch. Raven is nothing more than a simp..and for her simpin' is easy!
Not Afraid of the Dark
Neccowafer Octopus Kane. Our Shrouded Enigma Entertainment Atrocity Champion..for now. After Heather beats her on the next pay-per-view she will be the former Atrocity Champion. Don't let her hocus pocus magician talk sway you in any way. She may think she's better than everybody else but I've seen tons of these type of gimmicks come and go. Or "cum" and "go" like all of Raven's dates on a Friday night.
I have to give the devil her do. She has been a better Atrocity Champion than all other former champions combined. Show after show, she has found a way to win and keep Heather's Title relevant. Necra just needs to know that the dark/evil/ monsters ball shit is already played out and doesn't affect #PowerCouple one bit. Bad news for her is her time is up...and deep down she KNOWS THAT!
Rene Voklov is just there to protect the queen like a good game of chess. Rene and Necra are a lot alike..Infact some might say they are so similar that they are the same person. [Joey looks into the camera and smiles] Ya', see, Nikolai Volkoff, you are out of your league in this game. You are the weakest link, only nobody is throwing you a life line. Do not pass go, do not collect $200..Check mate!
Rene probably feels like a replacement but in my opinion she is an upgrade. She may be out of place in this match of high caliber athletes but Necra is way better off with her than if Raven Storm decided to not puss out. Rene has something Raven Storm will never have...heart!
Necra surrounds herself with beasts. I guess after this match #PowerCouple will be referred to as Beast Masters. Franken-fucking-stein himself couldn't fade what we have going on.
Leon Michael Dread Maddox would be better off not interfering on Necra's behalf. Trojan will take care of him if need be. It's what he does..that's what we pay him for..protection. He's our Magnum condom so to speak. That would make Necra Chlamydia and Rene Syphilis and Raven Storm would have been Gonorrhea incase anybody was wondering. Storm knows venereal disease better than anybody on the planet...isn't that right, Stormy?
•Joey smirks then takes a swig of Haterade.•
Ya' see, Necra. You can hang out on Fantasy Island all you want. It won't help you in our match. It won't help you survive #PowerCouple. Nobody has a "cure" for us. We are that fucking good. When we put somebody on notice it's the end game for them. Necra Octavian Kane, you have now been permanently put on notice! [In this best tattoo from Fantasy Island voice] The plane..The plane!
#PowerCouple not having titles is just a formality. We could have EVERY title SEE has to offer if we chose to. Don't forget Heather GAVE her title away to that queer ass piece of shit Dutch Desire. What did HE do with the Temptress Title? Lost it on his first title defense. Point is there is only one Title we are interested in and right now Necra..you have it. Winning this tournament and then taking the Cartel Titles is just a bonus. Something for us to do on down time. If push comes to shove we won't hesitate to shove your ass right off Fantasy Island! Damn that's gonna' be a long fall.
You say I'm a wannabe husband but yet your family can't stand your man. Heather's family loves me and my family loves her. We will marry when we want with the blessing from both families. You can't say the same thing, can you Necra? That's what I thought. It goes back to that you thinking you are better than everybody thing again. You get it from your genes..it's in your fuckin' DNA!
Necra you can bring any monster you want on #TNT35. Medusa..King Ghidorah..Yeti..Typhon..Leviathan..Scylla or Syphilis which ever you prefer..Manticore..Hydra..Wendigo..Loch
Dan Ness Monster..Kraken..Minotaur..Chimera..bring whoever the fuck you want. #PowerCouple doesn't sweat you. We are like the Ghostbusters only we ain't afraid of no monsters!
This is just a warm out..practice for the real thing. The outcome will be the same. Heather is going to pin your shoulders to the mat just like she's going to at Atrocity 3. #PowerCouple has your number and it's not 666. More like 867-5309!!
See you in Turkey champ. You can bring all the monsters you want. You know why? King Kong has NOTHING on me!
#SorryNotSorry
•The camera fades to a Haterade commercial then the #PowerCouple banner.•
