Date Night in Blackpool
•The SKW camera catches a black limo pulling up to a nice restaurant called The Bank Bar and Grill in Blackpool, United Kingdon, located at 28 Corporation Street, Blackpool, FY1 1EJ. The driver side door opens and out steps Demarcus Jones wearing a black chauffeur's outfit complete with hat and leather gloves. Jones shakes his head in disgust as he could think of better ways of spending the night right before his big tag match on Thursday Night Showcase. He reluctantly opens the right side passenger door. Out steps Panther wearing a Cinderella type dress and expensive high heel shoes. She smiles at Jones who fake smiles back. Panther stands near the restaurant entryway waiting for her date for the evening to come out of the car. Out steps Chicho Cool wearing a white Tony Montana suit straigh from the movie Scarface.•
Chico Cool: Say hello to my little friend!
•Jones rolls his eyes as he is seemingly unamused with the stipulation of him having to drive Cool around while in the U.K. thanks to the stipulation put on him my Co-Owner Joey Morelli for not completely winning his last match against Panther on the last edition of Showcase. Cool begins to walk towards Panther and Jones follows. Cool stops and pauses before speaking into the camera.•
Chico Cool: Where do you think you're going?
Demarcus Jones: To get something to eat.
Chico Cool: You will do no such thing. You work for me right now!
Demarcus Jones: Yeah and what? I'm not supposed to eat?
Chico Cool: Not with us. Threes a crowd. Besides we need you to watch the car. Who knows what kind of neighborhood we're in?
Demarcus Jones: I'm hungry!
Chico Cool: I'll bring you out a doggy bag. Here this should make it worth your while.
•Cool pulls out a crisp brand new one dollar bill and stuffs it in Jones' front suit pocket.•
"Cheap mother fucker. This isn't worth shit here.", Demarcus Jones thinks to himself out loud.
•Cool walks up to Panther and spins here around.•
Chico Cool: You clean up nicely!
Panther: Let's just get this date over with so we can focus on us having to tag together versus Demarcus Jones and Southern Heart tomorrow night.
Chico Cool: Relax. We have all night. The tag match will take care of itself.
•Cool puts out his arm and Panther locks her arm onto his wishing she could just hip toss him onto the ground. The scene fades to Cool and Panther disappearing into the restaurant and Jones getting back into the limo.•
•The next scene opens to Panther and Cool sitting at the best seat the restaurant has to offer. Cool is sipping on a Sex on the Beach cocktail while Panther drinks a Shirley Temple through a straw. Panther makes a loud slurping noise that can be heard over the romantic house music.•
Chico Cool: Hey...Yo'. Panther you could have gotten something with alcohol in it. Joey Morelli and SKW are fitting the bill tonight.
Panther: I don't drink the night before a big match and you shouldn't either.
Chico Cool: Meh. I'll be fine. I can out wrestle the entire roster in my sleep. That's why I am the Shrouded Kombat Wrestling Tough Cookie Champion!
Panther: I wouldn't get to cocky. In a few short weeks at the next pay-per-view we will be opponents and I plan on taking that Tough Cookie championship off of your hands. Like I said in my promotional video..it will be lights out!
•Panther snaps her fingers and the lights in the restaurant turn off. When she snaps them again they come back on and Dutch Desire is standing with a tablet in his hand, wearing a tight fitting pink waitress outfit with his hair up and a pen neatly keeping it in place.•
•"I'm Too Sexy", by Right Said Fred blares over the restaurant PA speakers.•
Dutch Desire: (With a lisp) Hey you two..I'm Dutch Desire and I'll be your taking your order tonight!
Panther: We know who you are. You were the one who cost me my complete win last Showcase and why we are on this date in the first place.
Chico Cool: You're in our corner this Showcase so we are counting on you to lead us to victory!
•Chico gives Dutch a wink and a smile as Dutch blushes.•
Dutch Desire: (Lisp) Don't worry Mr. Cool...I know my job . I won't let you down!
Chico Cool: Please..call me Chico.
•Dutch blushes even "harder".•
Dutch Desire: Okay, Mr. Chico!
Panther: Jeez, you two should get a room!
Chico Cool: Do I sense a little jealousy?
Panther: Jealous of who? I'm the best wrestler in the world. Panther is jealous of no man or woman in SKW!
Chico Cool: Take it easy Chica'. I'm only playing around. You're my date for the evening!
•Panther rolls her eyes and speaks in a sarcastic tune.•
Panther: Gee..Lucky me.
"You are one lucky girl. I'd scoop up Chico Cool in a hot minute. Speaking of hot..is it hot in here or is it just me?", Dutch Desire thinks while fanning himself off with a menu.
Dutch Desire: You two love birds ready to order?
Panther: I'll have-
•Chico Cool cuts her off.•
Chico Cool: We will both have the Spaghetti Bolognese with extra parmesan cheese and a side of garlic asparagus-
Panther: Oh hell no! Nobody orders for the Panther! What do you suggest, Dutch?
Dutch Desire: I personally like the spotted dick!
Panther: Spotted what? I've never had that before.
Dutch Desire: (Lisp) Girrrrl! You've never had spotted dick? Famous here in the U.K. It even satisfies the Queen herself, if you catch my drift?
Panther: Um...that's okay. The Panther will take your word for it.
Dutch Desire: (Lisp) Okay, but you're the one missing out.
Panther: The Panther will have the steak and lobster tail.
Dutch Desire: (Lisp) How do you want YOUR meat?
•Panther glares at Dutch.•
Dutch Desire: (Lisp) Your steak..how do you want it cooked?
Panther: Medium rare. We have great steakhouses in Texas.
Dutch Desire: (Lisp) Well you know what they say..Everything is bigger in Texas! •Looks at Chico Cool's crotch° Isn't that right there, Mr. Chico?
Chico Cool: Well there is only one thing left to do-
•"Night Fever", by The Bee Gees begins to play as the light dims. A disco ball comes roaring from the restaurant ceiling and Cool grabs a microphone and begins to dance. All eyes in the restaurant are now glued to Cool dancing.•
Dutch Desire: Go Chico..go! It's your birthday!
•Dutch does a little twhirl. Cool busts out in song and dance.•
Chico Cool: Then I get night fever, night fever..We know how to do it! Gimme that night fever, night fever..we know how to show it!
•The restaurant customers all sing with him as they clap loudly.•
Chico Cool: Thanks, everybody. That was pretty cool. Get it? Chico..Cool? Something I like to do called Survey Time. Do you all think everything is bigger in Texas? •The customers clap and cheer• Or...or..do you all think that everything is bigger in your boy Chico Cool's Tony Montana pants?
•The restaurant breaks out in a cheering and clapping party.•
Chico Cool: One more for the Cool Guy!!
•Chico sits back down and Panther shakes her head and laughs.•
Panther: The Panther has to admit. That was pretty cool.
•The scene fades to Dutch walking back to the kitchen to put their order in.•
•The scene comes back to the kitchen where the chefs are busy preparing Cool Panther's order. The camera focuses on one chef in particular. It is none other than Southern Heart disguised as a chef with a covid mask over her face. Southern Heart takes a substance out of her chef's coat pocket and puts it into the Bolognese sauce she is making for Chico's spaghetti. The camera focuses on the bottle label that reads "Ex-Lax". She smiles under the mask as Dutch puts all the food on a tray and brings it out to Cool Panther's table. Dutch first sets down Panthers order of Steak and Lobster tail in front of her. He then sets Cool's spaghetti in Bolognese sauce in front of him. Dutch wips out a giant pink Pepper shaker that is in shape of a penis. He begins to crack pepper onto Cool's spaghetti.•
Dutch Desire: (Lisp) Tell me when, big boy...I can keep this up all night!
Chico Cool: I bet you can, mang. That's enough..thank you!
Dutch Desire: Your wish is MY desire! If you need anything let me know.
•Dutch disappears to the back and Chico Cool and Panther eat their food as the camera fades to black.•
•The camera comes back on as Cool and Panther have just finished their meal.•
Panther: The Panther has to say that lobster was pretty good. Almost as good as Red Lobster back at home. How was your food?
Chico Cool: It was great but I'm starting to feel funny.
Panther: Funny?
•Chico tries to hold in a big fart but to no prevail. He almost shit his white pants as his stomach makes a loud rumbling noise.•
Chico Cool: FRRRAAAP! Oh God..I think I'm going to be sick!
•Cool gets up and continues ripping farts as he runs to the bathroom. When he finally gets there both restroom doors have a out of order sign on them. There is a janitor mopping the floors with a covid mask on their face. Chico holds his ass cheeks together and heads for the exit door to the restaurant. After Cool reaches the front door the janitor takes off her mask and once again it's Southern Heart. This time she has a huge smile on her face•
•Cool runs out the restaurant and heads to the limo. He knocks on the window but realizes that Demarcus Jones has left his post. There is a sign on the front window that reads.•
"I always knew you were full of shit", signed Demarcus Jones.
•Cool panics and begins to run to the bar across the street. Before he can make it to the front door he lays down a loud fart "butt" only this time his white pants turn brown soaked in the back.•
Chico Cool: Shhhhhhiiiiiiit!
•The camera fades to a commercial for Ex-Lax•
