Post by Dutch Desire on Aug 29, 2022 15:51:42 GMT
I'm Too Sexy
♠️-The camera crew caught up with "Gayer Than The Ace of Spades" Dutch Desire in the bathroom at the Blue Oyster Bar (The gay bar in Police Academy) in San Francisco, California. Dutch was naked looking in the mirror while "tucking" his penis to make it look like he has a hairy vagina. Smoke filled the room and a pink haze hovered over the bathroom horizon. Dutch "blew" a kiss into the mirror admiring his impeccable abs.-♠️
Dutch Desire: Would you fuck me?
♠️-Dutch danced around the mirror showing off his Curlicue mangina.-♠️
Dutch Desire: I'd fuck me!
♠️-Dutch pretended like he just noticed the cameras. He spoke with a lisp while playing with his nipples.-♠️
Dutch Desire: Oh, there you are, my lovelies! I heard the cameras might be "bobbing" up and down here tonight but I didn't know they were allowed into my pants---I mean bathroom!
Producer: Come on, Dutch. You told us to come in here!
♠️-Dutch moved away from the camera and untucked his penis from wherever it was. He put on tight fitting pink leather pants then got back in camera view with a huge bulge.-♠️
Dutch Desire: I did tell you to "cum" in me..bathroom at the bar, didn't I, Dick?
Producer: It's, Peter!
Dutch Desire: (Laughs) Peter? As like in Pistol Pete..hmmmm. Interesting. Well, Petey my lad, how about a little joke to set the tone for this promo? Huh..Petey boy? Would you like that?
♠️-Dutch brushed his hand over Peter's bulging khakis.-♠️
Peter the Producer: Ummm..that makes me uncomfortable. Please don't do that!
Dutch Desire Uncumfortable, eh? It didn't "feel" uncumfortable to me. But I won't "blow you off", I'll take you seriously. I'll cut the tension with a joke. Okay, here goes Dick...I mean Peter. Pete and Repeat went to the store. Pete went into the store to buy a box of condoms. Who is left outside?
Peter the Producer: Repeat.
Dutch Desire: Okay, listen again closely. Pete and Repeat went to the store. Pete went in to the store to get a 40 ounce King Cobra. Who stayed outside?
Peter the Producer: Repeat!!
Dutch Desire: One more time! Pete and Repeat went to the gay strip club this time. Pete being queerer than a three dollar bill went in to get serviced. Who was left outside the club holding his "Peter"?
Peter the Producer: (Frustrated) Repeat! Oh, wait! Now I get it!
♠️-Dutch laughed.-♠️
Dutch Desire: Haha. Gotcha'! That one "blew" right over your "head"! At least it "loosened" you up a little. Why so "tight"? I mean tense! Everything in the world is alright now that I get my Tough Nookie Title at the very next pay-for-sex-view! Oh, wait a minute. That "came" out wrong!
Peter the Producer: Actually it's the Tough Cookie Title.
Dutch Desire: Right? What'd I say?
Peter the Producer: You said the Tough Nookie Title.
Dutch Desire: Oh, did I? (Smiles) My bad. I've had a lot in my butt and on my mind lately. I mean did you see how Chico Fool gave me the "shaft" at the restaurant the night before the last Thursday Night Showcase? How rude! I wasn't the one trying to put him on the shitter all night. I was just the waiter doing my "job". We all know the old saying..don't shoot cum on the messenger!
Now it looks like SKW can't get enough of me I am in two matches this next Showcase cumming up, and to tell you the truth that's fine by me. You can never get enough of a good thing and I am definitely a good thing.
Peter the Producer: Aren't you worried how you will be perceived and treated by the South African fans?
Dutch Desire: Not really. I mean what doesn't kill me only makes Dutch Desire stronger, right? I've dealt with being discriminated against my whole life. Well...once I came out of the closet. My Dad has always been okay with it. What can he say? He's half vampire. He sleeps in a coffin so he knows better than to judge me or anybody else for that matter. My Mum? Well that's a different story. One time she caught me running around the house in her nightgown. To say she wasn't thrilled would be an understatement. But she also knew it was jusr me being me.
I've never had a problem "feeling" myself. Yes, literally and metaphorically speaking.
♠️-Dutch smiled into the camera with the confidence of a super model.-♠️
Dutch Desire: I like to "toot" horns, but not my own if you smell what Dutch is cooking. They don't call it a Dutch oven for nothing. Right, Dick? Or are you more of a Dirty Sanchez kinda' guy?
♠️-Dutch smirked as Pete the Producer looked baffled.-♠️
Dutch Desire: Look it up, Dick, my boy. GoogIe it! I have no problems getting my hands dirty in that twenty by twenty squared circle. Demarcus Jones is my opponent on Matrix. A formidable foe indeed. He probably thinks this is a tune up match. He's right...it's a tune up match for me though..not him. He's the one taking me lightly. I'm not the type to under estimate anybody. His cockiness is actually a turn on. I love a man who knows what he wants and how to get it
Peter the Producer: Um, I think you me El Boner?
Dutch Desire: You do?
Peter the Producer: Do what?
Dutch Desire: Have el boner for me?
•Peter the Producer blushed.•
Peter the Producer Um, no. I'm a happily married man. Besides, I don't swing that way. Not that there's anything wrong with swinging that way.
Dutch Desire: You never know, Dick. You'd be surprised at who switch hits..folks you'd never would suspect.
Peter the Producer: You know Dick is a nickname for Richard, right? Not, Peter.
Dutch Desire: Oh, I know you silly goose. I just love getting a "rise" out of you. Just like I will get a "rise" out of Demarcus Jones on Matrix. Why...easy answer...
Dutch always gets what Dutch Desires!
Now if you'll excuse me it's time for me to go hit the dance floor. After all they are playing my song!
♠️-The camera faded to Dutch dancing with a biker looking dude while "YMCA", by The Village People played.-♠️
