Blackthorn Versus Cletus The Bum

[Jennifer Enigma]

Opening Match # 1 Contenders Match for a Future Shot at Transylvanian Championship
Blackthorn
Versus
Cletus The Bum

[Desire]

No tv is ok nothing wrong with it. A new camera man in our crew who make a mistake. Yes went wrong way with a wide angle camera. Couldn,t see it when started left not right ok .
What was the matter simple saw the showers. And under it some very manly wrestlers could see it hanging(blush blusj)So we had to blur it and folks thought was there tv no we did it.

Blackthorn one the men came in his bathing who was closed to us. We let him talk better couldn,t be.

Blackthorn.I ain,t saying sorry that saw me in my birtsday suit.Only all has grown through the years haha. Wait moment put a pants on no mr camera stay put.

Yes we did ask him put pants on better then he maybe open his robe.He know the update about cletus no kids look so no faul language.

Blackthorn.I,m back let,s talk business no small talk please.It,s ok that this match is on pre-show meaning public see it live on tv don,t see it.
Cletus it is you or I we get a chance be nr1 for transylvian belt but first see who is the better one off us both?

Blackthorn. Cletus are you still a Bum hear you are rich but still dressed if can,t pay good clothes. Yes did heard you are a chef let,s hope not in a litchen? But hope you can cook after all these bad meals.
Men I ain,t wearing underwear and my pants is tight so leave when start do some stretching please.

We left thinking he is maybe handsome but also boring. Kids these day,s don,t see their dad nude like when we were young ! Bye back to the studio boys.

[Thund3rEnigma]

Cletus on The Streets of Brockton Massachusetts 

We open up to Cletus wandering a lonely street in Brockton Massachusetts. It is nice and sunny a little warmer than usual . He is carrying a Bud Light in one hand and what appears to be a bar of soap. He comes up to a l bridge overlooking a lake.  

Cletus just smiles and then goes to the top of the bridge overlooking the lake the sun is shining off the reflection of the lake. Cletus then turns his back towards the lake and then begins to speak. 

Cletus The Bum 

So it would seem I have signed a contract with ye olde See again. If it wasn;t for Joseph Morelli who called me and the support of Aricka I would have never had the courage to sign a contract. In a few days time I will be picked up by a limo and get to live my life in style. Drinking gourmet hard liquor, getting to enjoy the life of your average human being. Some pleasures I don’t get too often. But I will take it. I will take the many cheeseburgers in my life because that is my favorite meal. I will get paid like that and I am pretty happy about that to make sure I am fed  

Cletus pauses then sighs. 

Then I do not know what I would do. I lost everything. My mom, my family, everything and yet I sit here and drink my life away. I seem to be drifting away from reality itself. I remember working in SEE and GTW those have been the only two companies I have enjoyed working for. I have been jobbed in other places and sometimes in SEE. Now I know that will change. I have been drunk so much that it doesn’t even cloud my judgement anymore. In fact it works as an elixir . I think Clearly now. Actually more clearly than I have ever thought. 

Cletus smiles and then continues to speak. 

So January 19th. 2021 when I face Blackthorne I will give him hell. Win or Lose it does not matter because I can see clearly now. But now I must take a bath.  

The cameras stay around and See Cletus stip down bare ass into the lake washing his hair and soaping his ass and everything. Even washing his balls. Cletus goes over to a hollowed out stump bare ass. And pulled a pair of black wrangler jeans out , but also a blue two tone shirt with the American flag on it.  

Ten Minutes Later….. Cletus had something to say to Blackthorne on his Match on January 19th, 2021. 

[Desire]

Ok first Blackthorn wanted react and had asked his manager do the talking but the guy had said Do it yourself is your match !
So we are back no had first some hot drinks is outside 35 and your balls are freezing in your pants.

Ok Blackthorn waited for us outside the gym took us to colourfull office. No he wasn,t alone rest off Shameless Inc were there to.
No the question Why did pop up but we didn,t ask not really import let,s listen.

Blackthorn. Cletus you are really still a Bum. I don,t judge you on who you are but what you said or didn,t wanna say ok.
First do feel pity no way in hell you got new start but didn,t want it ok with me.

What the hell blackthorn is meaning cletus fell off wagon and did little to climb back. Sorry meaning he got lucky lottery ticket we hear but did nothing with it.

Blackthorne. Ok you would shake my hand when would win. Man then has wait a moment has put some gloves on not knowing were you have been.
Are I rude not at all tell it like it is Cletus. I,m poor nobility what means all glamourn, glitter is on loan nothing more. My Lordship means nothing is like nr100 for the throne.

What he ment was not really in line for Britisch throne more I ain,t not better then you. His 50% to win blackthorne has to earn !

Blackthorne. Yes did read you are brought back and will get treated once as if are somebody ok !Don,t get used too it the future is to see in the bottle you need.
Would you be sober enough to fight the fans see a fight on a level they will remember for a long time.

We were escorded out the room and out the gym we knew when to leave Bye.

[Thund3rEnigma]

Life in A Day With Cletus The Bum 

We see Cletus The Bum dressed in his ring gear at Logan International AirPort In Boston Massachusetts, Cletus was set to fly on his very own Cletus The Bum jet sent by Joseph Morelli. Cletus was signing a few autographs to his adoring fans before he set out. There was no set time when he left.  

He signed autographs for about thirty minutes until he began to sweat. Cletus said goodbye to the fans and then went to freshen up in a private restroom. He went to look in the mirror and washed his face and began hallucinating. See his mother and father in the mirror . Tears started rolling down his eyes. Then he quickly washed face again. He next saw Arika in the mirror and then began to smile. Cletus began to speak to . 

Cletus The Bum 

Boy I wish you were here Arika your the reason to I keep going and you don’t judge me like the others. I wish my mother and father were still alive to see me finally make a name for myself. But I know you will be watching Arika from afar. Mom and Dad I know you will be here in spirit. For you are the reason of my drunkenness. I don’t blame you. Genesis New Beginnings will be a new Chapter in Cletus The Bum’s life. Win or lose I will steal the show for all those fans. 

Arika I want to steal your heart and make you proud as well! Blackthorn will soon find out who Cletus The Bum really is. Blackthorne I will make you quiver and fear and… 

Suddenly there was a knock on the door. 

Cletus responded 

“What do ya want!” 

Jet Pilot 

We are ready to depart whenever you are Mister Bum. 

Cletus The Bum 

Alright I will be right out and be ready to go. 

Cletus looks in the mirror and speaks. 

Blackthorne this will have to wait until I am in the executive suite on the Jet Plane Until they choose your words wisely! 

Cletus slams the door shut until the cameras catch back up with him on his jet plane